Odd Office Bathroom Behavior

Originally published: 7/21/2017

Original post: https://coalm.blogspot.com/2017/07/odd-office-bathroom-behavior.html

I work in an office with over 1000 people working in it. With so many people, there's a continuous flow of people in and out of each bathroom. One cannot help but notice some odd behavior, so I have decided to detail a couple.
-Camping out. On multiple occasions, I have seen grown men wait to use a specific urinal when there were 2 open urinals available for use. I cannot for the life of me think of a reason when I would have to use a specific urinal.
-TP Blinds. People in the stalls will hang toilet paper to block the 1/4" space between the door and the wall. Do they think that someone will want to look in on them?
-Talking on the phone. Full conversation no matter what other activities are going on. If I even heard a flush while talking to someone that would end the conversation.
-Wetting hands. Its only called washing hands if you use soap. Otherwise, you are just getting your hands wet.
I doubt these behaviors are unique to my workplace, but none of them are acceptable.